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Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: A clear case of empties.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.

Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

Q: How can you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q: How will you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you certain it's mine?

Q: How will you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!

Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.

Q: How could you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.

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Q: How will you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.